There are dating services after dating service after dating service, but there is only one Bachelor Dream Tours dating service with Elvis P. King at the helm. The king of dating services. Is Elvis back in the building with his girlfriends or is it all just a fantasy. You owe it to yourself to see for yourself. George Clooney bows down to Elvis when Elvis enters the building.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Elvis Preston King. The King. I am the guy every guy loves to hate. And every older woman just hates me because I am a bad influence on other older men. It’s hard enough for the older woman to find her man. Let alone the likes of Elvis P. King. No sensible woman would ever let her husband or boyfriend within 50 feet of Elvis P. King.
Elvis has made Jack Nicholson proud. And yes I get hate mail! I hold the world record of girlfriends age 18 to 22 years old in the men over age 50 class. They all have sisters, cousins, and girlfriends waiting to meet any guy who is a buddy of Elvis P, the King. I use to work for free for all my buddies back home but when my estate was sold I was left holding the empty bag. I am broke. I can’t claim my estate. My best buddy Red West Perry doesn’t come around any more after he had a heart attack and his wife put the brakes on the bachelor tours with Elvis. Truthfully, I miss my buddies, and my daughter, Tina Marie, but I have the life to die for. I think about my ex-wife Princess sometimes, but when you are Elvis and all the girls love you the temptation is just too hard to resist to be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I can not come home for obvious reasons. Most people think I am really just a myth.
I will never forget the time when a very handsome 35 year old man all alone in a beautiful all-inclusive beach resort where I was vacationing with two of my stunners came up to me and said, “You are my idol because nobody has girls like that and certainly not two! What is your secret? You remind me a little bit of Elvis, sir. ” “Elvis P. King at your service. ”
Is it a case of Elvis Aaron Presley back in the building. My girls will tell you yes he is Elvis, The King has come home. Yes I was born in Mississippi and I lived in Memphis. I don’t want you to picture me as the young perfect Elvis. Elvis was fat in the end and so is your Elvis. My fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches are easy to make with an island full of bananas and beautiful girls to cook them. But this is not a story about Elvis Presley or Elvis King. This is a story about the older man getting his young dream girl or dream girls. Most of Elvis’s buddies are old, fat and bald. So don’t get self-conscious and think you can’t get a girl. All of Elvis’s buddies always get their girl!
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